Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

SexyMexi21

Search for a member

SexyMexi21

3Liked!

SexyMexi21SexyMexi21
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 919
  • Number of comments : 222
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About SexyMexi21 : Do you need to know?

SexyMexi21's page activity

Visits<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 10:41am<b>FunnyDude1215</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 12:23am<b>jrod9327</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 8:28am<b>munuxi</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 2:46am<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 2:13am<b>fbcclaire</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 11:53pm<b>jclark88</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 9:46am<b>angelicdevil</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 12:07am<b>tazmanmike2013</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 1:50am<b>somthingstupd</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 3:38pm<b>katydid91</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 1:50am<b>devilsaide</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 11:42pm<b>domolovesyoshi</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 12:50pm<b>Miss_Brii</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 12:21pm<b>BadLuckLory24</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 5:07am<b>xxmollyxx</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 3:09am<b>tractordave</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 12:14am<b>J352SAURUS</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 11:59pm

Liked!<b>tazmanmike2013</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 7:50am<b>gary3768</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 6:16pm<b>superwolf33</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 12:08am

SexyMexi21's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of SexyMexi21's badges

SexyMexi21's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

#21301160
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32703) - you deserved it (2634)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:35am - animals - by blindsparrow - United States (California)

Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML

#21300331
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32039) - you deserved it (3312)

On 11/16/2014 at 9:26pm - misc - by no - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28426) - you deserved it (3341)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband and I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child. The only thing my father did was look at my husband and tell him his pull out game was weak. FML

#21299949
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35022) - you deserved it (3427)

On 11/16/2014 at 12:29am - kids - by wtfdad - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my dad for advice. I recently got drunk and had a one-night stand. I feel terrible, because I'm engaged to a wonderful lady. My dad just said, "You did the right thing, son, keep it up. She's gonna steal half ya shit in the divorce anyway". FML

#21299758
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19731) - you deserved it (29341)

On 11/15/2014 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML

#21296136
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42780) - you deserved it (4037)

On 11/10/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by SisterOfTard (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the last of my close friends announced she is pregnant. Meanwhile, I'm single and my nest is empty. Well, not exactly, because even my freaking cat is pregnant. FML

#21295090
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32893) - you deserved it (4208)

On 11/08/2014 at 11:06pm - kids - by NoBabies - United States (Arizona)

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

#21294899
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41432) - you deserved it (3788)

On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

#21292742
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35522) - you deserved it (8594)

On 11/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I burned my hand while making breakfast. As I staggered around the kitchen in agony, looking for some burn cream, my cat figured he'd latch onto said hand and drag his claws through the burn. FML

Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML

#21288944
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34993) - you deserved it (2739)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

#21288559
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31158) - you deserved it (3210)

On 10/30/2014 at 6:05pm - misc - by wow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28601) - you deserved it (24012)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML

#21288322
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29711) - you deserved it (2300)

On 10/30/2014 at 10:15am - misc - by ineedsleep (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I got sick at school. When someone called my mom for permission for me to leave, she told them she doesn't have a daughter and to never call that number again. FML



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML
  • Madonna must be the only person breathing a sigh of relief right now thanks to all the idiots arguing about the colour of a dress. Thanks to a badly-lit photograph, everyone seems to have forgotten that she super…

Friday 27 February 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: