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SexyIslandGirl
  • Town/Country : NSW, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 6190
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About SexyIslandGirl : Hey :) Yeah about my User name I made that ages ago and I can't be bothered to make a new account so I'm stuck with this.
I'm pretty chill and quiet. I'm not really sure how to describe myself D: I have a weird sense of humour, I love the red lollies that supposedly taste like medicine, I put cheese on my meat (idk why but it tastes good), and I love cats :) I love to read Kathy Reichs, James Patterson, Meg Cabot and heaps of others.
My favourite shows are Criminal Minds and Law & Order: SVU.
I'm a senior and my favourite subjects are ancient history and legal studies.
I enjoy reading the FML's on here and I'll comment if it's worthwhile..
- In Ancient Greece the people believed that ginger heads would turn into vampires after death.

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Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:01pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML

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On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML

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On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

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On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan

Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML

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On 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

#8512491
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On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

#8480132
48 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891
286 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

#8299484
236 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by thirdwheel (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML

#8286568
102 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Abandoned (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received notice that I had not been paying my bills and had an outstanding debt of $2074. Apparently, my 7 year old son has been taking my mail and playing "mailman" for the past 3 months. FML

#8206744
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On 02/13/2010 at 1:21pm - money - by Jeffrey - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

#8167540
153 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by mike4444 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

#8124338
214 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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201 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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282 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)



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