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SexyIslandGirl
  • Town/Country : NSW, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 6195
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About SexyIslandGirl : Hey :) Yeah about my User name I made that ages ago and I can't be bothered to make a new account so I'm stuck with this.
I'm pretty chill and quiet. I'm not really sure how to describe myself D: I have a weird sense of humour, I love the red lollies that supposedly taste like medicine, I put cheese on my meat (idk why but it tastes good), and I love cats :) I love to read Kathy Reichs, James Patterson, Meg Cabot and heaps of others.
My favourite shows are Criminal Minds and Law & Order: SVU.
I'm a senior and my favourite subjects are ancient history and legal studies.
I enjoy reading the FML's on here and I'll comment if it's worthwhile..
- In Ancient Greece the people believed that ginger heads would turn into vampires after death.

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Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

#13375459
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26154) - you deserved it (6152)

On 10/09/2010 at 5:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received a 7 page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

#13373250
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24380) - you deserved it (5032)

On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

#13365724
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38908) - you deserved it (5558)

On 10/08/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by ringhider (man) - France (Lorraine)

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

#13357466
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26060) - you deserved it (2889)

On 10/07/2010 at 7:37pm - misc - by toyotasmash - United States

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

#13333152
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30422) - you deserved it (3987)

On 10/05/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by hospital - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML

#13331304
137 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 5:01pm - animals - by jabba (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

#13293107
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38918) - you deserved it (9272)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61126) - you deserved it (5803)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the cracks. I quickly looked away, and about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

#13202314
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30472) - you deserved it (2298)

On 09/25/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36089) - you deserved it (9466)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

#9135717
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29306) - you deserved it (4330)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having an in depth discussion with my girlfriends father about how corrupt journalists are and how our town's paper is the worst paper on the planet. After insulting basically everything about the newspaper, I asked him what he did for a living. He's the editor of the newspaper. FML

#9130183
120 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 12:00pm - misc - by annonoymus - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37253) - you deserved it (8008)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

#9067691
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31632) - you deserved it (5689)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)



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