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SexyIslandGirl
  • Town/Country : NSW, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 6188
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About SexyIslandGirl : Hey :) Yeah about my User name I made that ages ago and I can't be bothered to make a new account so I'm stuck with this.
I'm pretty chill and quiet. I'm not really sure how to describe myself D: I have a weird sense of humour, I love the red lollies that supposedly taste like medicine, I put cheese on my meat (idk why but it tastes good), and I love cats :) I love to read Kathy Reichs, James Patterson, Meg Cabot and heaps of others.
My favourite shows are Criminal Minds and Law & Order: SVU.
I'm a senior and my favourite subjects are ancient history and legal studies.
I enjoy reading the FML's on here and I'll comment if it's worthwhile..
- In Ancient Greece the people believed that ginger heads would turn into vampires after death.

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Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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234 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
275 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

#16844513
187 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)

Today, my school year book awarded "cutest couple" to my boyfriend and I. We broke up yesterday. FML

#16842946
152 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 12:31am - love - by yearbook369 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

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264 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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On 03/25/2011 at 10:27pm - animals - by ouch -

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
286 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML

#14751660
73 comments

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On 01/29/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Username (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

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114 comments

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On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

#13512801
96 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML

#13509015
90 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

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295 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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112 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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