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SexyIslandGirl
  • Town/Country : NSW, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 October 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 3482
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Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9507) - you deserved it (805)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by bob - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40817) - you deserved it (7209)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30408) - you deserved it (5083)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30036) - you deserved it (11983)

On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)

Today, my school year book awarded "cutest couple" to my boyfriend and I. We broke up yesterday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14347) - you deserved it (1555)

On 06/25/2011 at 12:31am - love - by yearbook369 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288 (295)

I agree, your life sucks (40282) - you deserved it (6248)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

#15773415 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (35726) - you deserved it (4766)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254 (393)

I agree, your life sucks (38989) - you deserved it (3293)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29025) - you deserved it (5774)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28354) - you deserved it (9243)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

#13512801 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (25140) - you deserved it (1628)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML

#13509015 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (20321) - you deserved it (10057)

On 10/19/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

#13506620 (334)

I agree, your life sucks (54882) - you deserved it (2077)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

#13424544 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (9744) - you deserved it (21282)

On 10/12/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)