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About SexyHindu : I am drop dead scrumptious with the red dot on my head!
I enjoy curried chicken and women that weigh at least 300 pounds. The other ones are too fragile.
I play cricket and my father played in the professional league.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
Friday 22 May 2015