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Today, I discovered that when my husband agreed to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69232) - you deserved it (5973)

On 07/04/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by OnPlanetVenus (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my ten-year-old brother came to visit me in NYC. Within ten minutes of walking on Times Square he had seen a prostitute and a partially-naked man. He now refuses to leave my apartment and screams when I try to drag him out. He's here for the next two weeks. FML


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On 06/24/2013 at 10:06am - kids - by NYCproblems - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55469) - you deserved it (4739)

On 06/04/2013 at 3:11pm - love - by TheThirdWheel - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML


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On 06/09/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by hailsatan666 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML


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On 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm - kids - by me (man) - United States (New York)

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