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SettoFail
  • Town/Country : Washington, USA
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  • Number of visits : 2236
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted: "Nice to meet your dad, hope we didn't look too heated." A few minutes later, he replied: "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5265) - you deserved it (1745)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by B - Netherlands

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

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On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML

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On 11/29/2010 at 1:01am - misc - by brandiboobarry -

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticed one felt a little heavy. I opened it, only to find a raccoon. A very angry raccoon. FML

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On 09/18/2010 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was working at child care, I told a two year old not to hit. He threw a bucket at me that bounced off my forehead. FML

#12910984 (68)

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On 09/05/2010 at 12:44am - kids - by kaytay2469 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:46pm - health - by WIno - United States (Alabama)

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

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On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML

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On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version

Today, after having sex several times, my romantic boyfriend went down on me. He took one lick before exclaiming "ugh! gross! ew! oh that tastes disgusting!" FML

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On 01/02/2010 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by noblow (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that i had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

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On 09/05/2009 at 9:39am - love - by leahbeuhh (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my boss sent out an email with the subject line "Urgent". He accidentally left the body of the email blank. I replied to all staff "You're firing blanks Peter". I later heard that his wife once got drunk and told everyone that they couldn't have kids because he has a low sperm count. FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 4:16am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming 'sexy'. The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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On 06/27/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by mtorres8789 (woman) - United States (Texas)