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Sessee
  • Town/Country : Liverpool, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 August 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 105687
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Sessee : I fucked up my hip and was unable to walk for two months, I came into my house and was physically struck by the stench of the six foot wide pile of shit around that was in my basement that wasn't even my fault and had to pay $115 to get it cleaned up, and my zune rickrolled me. But those apparently aren't FMLs.

I hate to be an anti-mainstreamer, but FML sucks ever since it became popular and "sex" became "intimacy" and all that stupid shit.

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (178190) - you deserved it (61490)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38847) - you deserved it (1815)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21186) - you deserved it (1678)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version



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