About Sesh54 : Yeah well so my favorite bands Avenged Sevenfold I like metal and Xbox I like playing guitar and that's pretty much all u need to know about me
Don't let people who say "FIRST!" aggravate you because it's not rlly that annoying and just let them enjoy their "special" moment.
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Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by lyssuhhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 3:33pm - misc - by Joplin - United Kingdom
Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML
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On 08/16/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by sarskii (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
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On 03/28/2010 at 5:04am - intimacy - by drsyl54 - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)
Today, after going to the doctor to have him look at a rash on my man bits, I asked him how to get rid of the redness. He shrugged and said: "Don't worry, nobody will see it other than you and me." He's right. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by argh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I got up in church to go to the bathroom. I finished and came back to my seat, only to find that all my stuff was gone, including my wallet, iPod touch, and blackberry. I was just robbed in a church. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by me - United States (New York)
Today, an elderly lady swore at me for not holding a door open for her. The door in question was automatic. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)
Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 6:13am - misc - by ouch... (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolled my eyes at him and informed him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shrugged and said, "We're both human." FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by creepster (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, while my teacher was in the middle of a lecture, I accidentally made it so my laptop would display everything upside down. It took me the rest of class to get it right side up again. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 2:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV with my dog. When I came back, I found her licking my dogs ears. She said he dared her to do it. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 7:28am - animals - by CheeseMonsters (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by pass_the_tp (woman) - United States (California)
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