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Sesh54
  • Town/Country : Somerset, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2097
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Sesh54 : Yeah well so my favorite bands Avenged Sevenfold I like metal and Xbox I like playing guitar and that's pretty much all u need to know about me

Don't let people who say "FIRST!" aggravate you because it's not rlly that annoying and just let them enjoy their "special" moment.


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Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

#14572536
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22089) - you deserved it (10916)

On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML

#14563529
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8859) - you deserved it (40141)

On 01/13/2011 at 6:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML

#14481844
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20871) - you deserved it (11848)

On 01/06/2011 at 12:57am - intimacy - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML

#14234557
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22660) - you deserved it (2299)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:23am - health - by BYUwildchild - United States

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

#14129951
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45880) - you deserved it (5373)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

#14080015
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22209) - you deserved it (5933)

On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27954) - you deserved it (9497)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

#13930948
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31240) - you deserved it (4356)

On 11/21/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by dickwebs - Germany

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11053) - you deserved it (48253)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

#13614950
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24358) - you deserved it (2220)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States

Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML

#13479988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23066) - you deserved it (5951)

On 10/17/2010 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML

#13363773
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22337) - you deserved it (4875)

On 10/08/2010 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

#13293107
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38918) - you deserved it (9273)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML

#13223022
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9795) - you deserved it (24570)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by milhouse86 (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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