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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 572
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About SerenaSerenadex3 : Ohheythurbby. I guess this is where I'm supposed to be all mysterious to try and come off as vague and sexy, but fuck that shit. nineteen, vegetarian, college NYC girl, name's Serena. Luhh you and Blink-182 c;
Thumb me down i dare u

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SerenaSerenadex3's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40863) - you deserved it (4949)

On 03/25/2014 at 7:36am - misc - by disappointed - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML

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207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27033) - you deserved it (2381)

On 05/19/2012 at 6:54pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37034) - you deserved it (10678)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25175) - you deserved it (3412)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50554) - you deserved it (18095)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)



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