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About SerenaSerenadex3 : Ohheythurbby. I guess this is where I'm supposed to be all mysterious to try and come off as vague and sexy, but fuck that shit. nineteen, vegetarian, college NYC girl, name's Serena. Luhh you and Blink-182 c;
Thumb me down i dare u
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
Wednesday 28 January 2015