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SentrySarcasm
  • Town/Country : Chandler, Arizona, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 342
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SentrySarcasm : I'd probably be one of those Sims that runs into random houses and slaps people, just for the hell of it.

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Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36474) - you deserved it (1692)

On 12/03/2009 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40405) - you deserved it (3093)

On 11/02/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by notsohappyniece (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had a stressful day at work and decided to go in the jacuzzi. I hadn't used it for a year, so it was a little dirty. After I cleaned it, filled it up, and jumped in, I pressed the jets. Immediately, thousands of dead moths shot out at full speed towards me. FML

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154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49782) - you deserved it (12919)

On 08/30/2009 at 11:23am - misc - by mel (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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