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Semperfi92340
  • Town/Country : Paris, France
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 October 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 203
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Semperfi92340 : "We aren't living, we're merely just trying to survive an empty place of lies, pain and agony." -Anonymous
I have a wonderful penpal, named ekb777, whose on FML and appelflap is an awesome fmler.
I believe in human equality before the Law.
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I like the album named "Native" From OneRepublic

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Today, I was at a swim meet, swimming as hard as I'd ever swum before. During the last lap I saw no one in the lanes next to me. Thinking I was first, I became extremely excited. When I came to the wall, I realized the reason no one else was around: They already finished the race. I was last. FML

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