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by plantfood / 01/06/2012 at 12:47am / United States / Transportation
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 6:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
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