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SemperFi_23
  • Town/Country : I never know, Where ever the military sends me
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 341
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24904) - you deserved it (5131)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by plantfood - United States

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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