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SelenaMilkshake

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1157
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About SelenaMilkshake : I'm nothing really special, just a normal high school girl. Video games are my passion and I can talk about them for hours! I'm also happily taken and have been for over 2 years now.

I'm not exceptionally social, but I'm always willing to talk, as long as you're not an idiot of course. Feel free to message me anytime :3

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SelenaMilkshake's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

#20713899
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68319) - you deserved it (12870)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML

#20587403
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48068) - you deserved it (13748)

On 04/13/2013 at 12:25am - love - by Snorlax (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML

#20161095
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22457) - you deserved it (3846)

On 11/12/2012 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML

#19738484
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27331) - you deserved it (3063)

On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27959) - you deserved it (5910)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML

#18164044
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30676) - you deserved it (2902)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by shamed - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34844) - you deserved it (4393)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML

#14636660
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24721) - you deserved it (9566)

On 01/19/2011 at 7:05am - intimacy - by lonerjik (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my long term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way to old for him. I'm 3 years younger than my fiancé. FML

#7481282
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33428) - you deserved it (2244)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by walkingonsunshine - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she'd couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

#1967473
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39953) - you deserved it (2131)

On 05/15/2009 at 4:44pm - love - by FriendsZone (man) - United States (Alabama)



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