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Today, mah boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52926) - you deserved it (8361)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, My Mom An I Had A Fight In The Car Over Who Farted. The Result? She Wanted To Smell My Underwear When We Got Home, To Prove It Was Me. FML

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On 09/11/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by AnDroidZ_BabY - United States (Texas)

Yesterday Mah Extremely Lazy Roommate Is In Bd With The Flu. Instead Of Getting Up To Get Water, He's Run The Garden Hose Through His Window, And Instead Of Going To The Bathroom, He's Connectd A Siphon To His Penis And Run It To A 5-gallon Bucket. I Have To Live With This Idiot. Mega FML

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On 01/18/2011 at 1:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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