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  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 September 1979 (36 years)
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Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML


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On 10/03/2011 at 4:49pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML


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On 11/17/2010 at 3:08am - intimacy - by nilssonfan (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML


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On 03/01/2010 at 2:09pm - kids - by moneyman22 - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML


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On 02/01/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML


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On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML


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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, my father sent me a letter in the mail. He spelled my first name wrong on the front of the envelope. I'm turning 28 years old and my own father doesn't know that my name has two "t"s in it. FML

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