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  • Number of visits : 4293
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Secret_Ninjaa : I'm a YouTube Addict, also a (Marching)-Bangeek; I play the Baritone. And I'm an Aunt to a two-year old boy. I'm on this app almostish constantly, so don't be afraid to send a message. I will try to reply ASAP. Music is my life, for many reasons. I am also a proud owner of 2 Pitbulls. I like to take random selfies with my cat.. Thats about all I can think of... Questions? Message me! :) Byeeeee.
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Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

#21365896
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24680) - you deserved it (1723)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

#21365080
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29823) - you deserved it (1998)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28874) - you deserved it (20351)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

#21360466
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32285) - you deserved it (3875)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML

#21359275
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37585) - you deserved it (3281)

On 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm - money - by D: - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

#21359155
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29861) - you deserved it (2082)

On 02/19/2015 at 11:24am - work - by Taylor Page - United States (Florida)

Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt. When I turned around, I saw a man who said, "You looked like my ex from behind!" and ran off. FML

#21349054
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32441) - you deserved it (1676)

On 02/03/2015 at 2:03pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML

#21346049
94 comments

Today, I was elected to learn how to clean the birthing tub at the hospital I work at. Today, I also discovered that while blood doesn't bother me, floating chunks of afterbirth and god knows what else, will cause me to projectile vomit into said tub. Which I still had to clean afterwards. FML

#21304749
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31038) - you deserved it (2982)

On 11/23/2014 at 8:59pm - work - by StomachofTinfoil (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28747) - you deserved it (3449)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28430) - you deserved it (3341)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

#21294899
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41435) - you deserved it (3788)

On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML

#21294259
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53843) - you deserved it (2955)

On 11/07/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML

#21293257
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31160) - you deserved it (3566)

On 11/06/2014 at 7:15am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

#21292770
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36411) - you deserved it (2423)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)



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