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About Secret_Ninjaa : Hey! My name is Maggie and I'm a marching band geek. I love meeting people on here, but before you message me, just know I do not have a Kik. I have 3 dogs and 2 cats, so of course that should tell you I'm a huge animal lover. 😊 I enjoy listening to music and also writing. I'm also here for venting and such because helping people out is something I favor. As it's shown above...I am happily in a relationship. That's a bit about me. So if you would like to know more about me, don't be afraid to send a message! :)
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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.
Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML
Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML
Today, a while after finishing and uploading a task, I looked at my peers' work to make sure I hadn't missed anything in mine. One of them had gotten the same idea and had decided to incorporate part of my work into his. "Part" as in "all". "All" as in all of his work is also all of mine. FML
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Monday 30 November 2015