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  • Town/Country : Copenhagen, Denmark
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Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
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On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a suicide prevention walk with a girl I like. Before the walk, we bought balloons to set free when they called the names of the deceased. To buy a balloon, you had to write a name on a sheet. Apparently, you weren't supposed to write your own. They called my name. FML

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On 09/09/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

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On 08/13/2013 at 8:08pm - money - by What. - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I received a phone call that started with, "Now stay calm... Your house is on fire." FML

#20834558
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On 08/12/2013 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML

#20833377
114 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 4:17am - animals - by The Corner Of Death (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

#20812145
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On 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML

Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML

#20803453
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On 07/25/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I found out that my parents spent all of the money in my college fund to pay for my cat to be flown to LA and audition for a movie. FML

#20764588
116 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 2:11am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was chatting online with several relatives, discussing our family reunion. Bored out of my mind, I clicked to rename the conversation to "Boring shit with almost dead people." I didn't know it'd rename it for everyone. FML

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

#20731352
170 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

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On 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by The Clitshank Redemption (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, after finally seeing a psychologist about the death of my dad and spending the longest hour of my life confessing every thought I've experienced in the 6 years since his passing, my psychologist asked me if I was walking home or if my dad would be picking me up. FML

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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