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Seayah
  • Town/Country : North Dakota, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 142
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Seayah : So how about that weather? Sorry, I'm bad at small talk.

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML

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On 11/24/2012 at 8:54am - intimacy - by ladylol (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, due to a health insurance mix up, my schizophrenic girlfriend has been off her meds for a little over a week. She's convinced I can read her mind, and if I don't stop "pretending" she'll slit my throat in my sleep. Her medication won't be available for at least another two weeks. FML

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On 11/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable showerhead. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, 'You too?' FML

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On 11/09/2009 at 2:06am - intimacy - by ShowerheadGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

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On 09/29/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by rainedaddy (man) - United States (Texas)



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