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Sean123
  • Town/Country : Brewster, NY, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 February 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 6209
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24067) - you deserved it (3117)

On 10/15/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by dumpedandstranded (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14888) - you deserved it (3119)

On 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27903) - you deserved it (7837)

On 07/19/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38247) - you deserved it (7421)

On 06/22/2009 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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