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Scubanaut

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  • Town/Country : Moore, United States
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 May 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 506
  • Number of comments : 16
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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

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