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About ScrewedUpMess : Luck of the Irish? Ha, I wish! I'm a very unlucky screwed up girl from Ireland who often has some pretty funny stories to tell. Feel free to message me... :)
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Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when askd to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully weddd wife." I was shockd, so he explaind while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel!! He ruind our wedding for a Friends quote!! FML
Today, Whila At Work, I Want To Unlock Tha Washroom Fir A Customar . Normally Wa Don't Allow Customars To Usa Tha Staff Washrooms, So I Was As Surprisad As Tha Guy I Found Sitting On Tha Toilat Whan I Opanad Tha Door . FML
yesterday an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking... and me being quite "vertically challenged..." I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs... cuddle and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
Today, I got home late from work, so I decidd to make myself a microwave meal . I piercd the plastic film several times . A little too loudly for mah hateful bastard of a nieghbor, I guess, because he calld the cops on me, claiming he hered gunshots from mah apartment . FML
Today , while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. looool With a sudden burst of confidence , I walked right up to him , intending to ask 4 his number. Instead , I looked him in the eye and said , "Excuse me sir , how much do u know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML
Today, I woke up to a loud crasing in te middle of te nigt!! I went to investigate, but found noting amiss!! Noting except an axe frmly wedged in ma front door, tat is!! It's safe to say tat I ave no clue wo did it, and tat I needed a fres pair of underwear!! real FML
Friday 27 March 2015