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ScrewedUpMess

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 845
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ScrewedUpMess : Luck of the Irish? Ha, I wish! I'm a very unlucky screwed up girl from Ireland who often has some pretty funny stories to tell. Feel free to message me... :)

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Today, My Sister Told Me About Her Upcoming Trip To Mexico. I Asked Her How She Was Going To Do Anything Without Knowing Any Spanish. She Told Me She's "just Going To Read There Lips". FML

#21272968
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31712) - you deserved it (2528)

On 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm - misc - by epic174 - United States

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when askd to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully weddd wife." I was shockd, so he explaind while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel!! He ruind our wedding for a Friends quote!! FML

today my daughter was scard to go to the bathroom cuz she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain!! There actually was a person behind the shower curtain!! FML

#21137389
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60116) - you deserved it (5140)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today looool I brougt ome 3D glasses after a movie. I ad a laug about it until I realized tat I putted $100 sunglasses in te recycle box outside of te teatre instead. FML

#21109576
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38152) - you deserved it (22038)

On 04/10/2014 at 4:52pm - money - by BobRyder (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, Whila At Work, I Want To Unlock Tha Washroom Fir A Customar . Normally Wa Don't Allow Customars To Usa Tha Staff Washrooms, So I Was As Surprisad As Tha Guy I Found Sitting On Tha Toilat Whan I Opanad Tha Door . FML

#21098949
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33948) - you deserved it (3845)

On 03/28/2014 at 11:02pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my teacer told us at least 7 different stories about is cat, Jeremy, and ow muc e eats!! And e wonders y we never get anyting done in is class!! FML

#21097211
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35319) - you deserved it (3206)

On 03/26/2014 at 7:45pm - animals - by alicia75 - United States (Indiana)

Today, mah drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitld ( Chocolate Men ). mega FML

#21094789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30380) - you deserved it (16227)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, I ad an elaborate fantasy ofat I would do if I became a cat and ow I would make ma way to ma crus's ouse to be teir cat. FML

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start looool to panic. My teacher suggests I sayhatever pops into mah head. I blurt out, ( Heeey Macarena! ) FML

#21086197
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41084) - you deserved it (8375) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

yesterday an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking... and me being quite "vertically challenged..." I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs... cuddle and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML

#21082683
189 comments

Today, I got home late from work, so I decidd to make myself a microwave meal . I piercd the plastic film several times . A little too loudly for mah hateful bastard of a nieghbor, I guess, because he calld the cops on me, claiming he hered gunshots from mah apartment . FML

#21077955
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41813) - you deserved it (2987)

On 03/04/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by fuck you, jack (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. looool With a sudden burst of confidence , I walked right up to him , intending to ask 4 his number. Instead , I looked him in the eye and said , "Excuse me sir , how much do u know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

#21077619
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40090) - you deserved it (11123)

On 03/04/2014 at 4:06am - love - by booksandshadows (woman) - United States (California)

Today... ma roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in te sower ead. I ave class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

#21076785
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39129) - you deserved it (3773)

On 03/03/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous -

yesterday out of boredom I built cat a little fort!! Later I decided to crawl inside to pet her but as soon as I stuck head in she clawed me!! I guess I'm not allowed in then!! real FML

#21061796
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38904) - you deserved it (8545)

On 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm - animals - by unloved cat owner - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a loud crasing in te middle of te nigt!! I went to investigate, but found noting amiss!! Noting except an axe frmly wedged in ma front door, tat is!! It's safe to say tat I ave no clue wo did it, and tat I needed a fres pair of underwear!! real FML

#20999316
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44423) - you deserved it (2636)

On 12/20/2013 at 4:05pm - misc - by nopissleft (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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