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Scourge13

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About Scourge13 : Hi call me gabe im an easy going fun loving person ima long long way from home but i love what i do message me if you wanna have a convo i love food and have been told tht i eat way too much... Well if u wanna know anything just ask
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Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44331) - you deserved it (4017)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car!!

#21357430
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32448) - you deserved it (12916)

On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States

Today a police car hit my parked vehicle likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket fir 'impeding a police officer'. My car was in my driveway. FML

#21357102
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40713) - you deserved it (2143)

On 02/16/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, calld my parents, and askd them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

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On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was doing a dasign skatc fir work. I snappad a pic an sant it to ma boss. Sa rapliad, "Imprassiva. Nica skatc too." I was drawing at oma, nakad. My dick was in ta pictura. looool FML

Today... my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car... but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. mega FML

#21213104
203 comments

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On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" 4 over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

#21204913
149 comments

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On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I came ome from te army an explaind to ma family ow toug it was tere . Ten, as I was walking away, I stubbd ma toe on te couc, fell an crid . FML

#21036979
161 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 7:53am - misc - by MarBlu - United States

TODAY, I TEXTED MY BOYFRIEND OF TWO YEARS AND ASKED IF E WANTED TO GO TO BALL WIT ME. HIS RESPONSE WAS "TE PERSON U ARE TRYING TO MESSAGE CANCELLED TERE PONE SERVICE AND MOVED TO MEXICO. TACO TACO BURRITO." I'LL TAKE TAT AS A NO. FML

#21024175
118 comments

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On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)

Today, after working mah shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at mah dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, ( Would u lyk to try the McRib while it's back? ) FML

#21023934
91 comments

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On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah dog found out how to turn mah Xbox off . So whenever he wants attention, guess wat he does . FML

#21019316
176 comments

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On 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm - animals - by Z3R0G5 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I watchd mah father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He trid to play it cool, said, "Haircuts r too expensive these days anyway." and walkd out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. big fat FML

Today... I regretfully confessed to mah parents I have trichotillomania. There was a torturous looool pause... followed by the question... "Are you gay?" FML

#20575858
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30862) - you deserved it (4658)

On 04/05/2013 at 7:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I carrid flat-packd boxes home from work to move my things into a new apartment!! Whilst walking down the street , the wind kept blowing and spinning me round!! A crowd eventually gatherd , mistaking me for a street performer!! Nobody helpd or even threw me any loose change!! FML

#20575849
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28538) - you deserved it (3328)

On 04/05/2013 at 7:04am - misc - by Gem - United Kingdom (Nottingham)



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