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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2017
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ScottieJo : I like reading books, watching movies and playing games. I'm hoping to get into developing either games or movies, but right now I'm a just a student.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54536) - you deserved it (39858)

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