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ScottVining

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 March 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 428
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ScottVining : 16 years old
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Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML

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On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML

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On 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm - kids - by Annakins (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)



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