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ScottVining
  • Town/Country : Bolton, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 March 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 19
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ScottVining : 14 years old, likes to laugh

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Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

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On 04/23/2013 at 2:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML

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On 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm - kids - by Annakins (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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