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Scotsman7375
  • Town/Country : Scotland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 June 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 57
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Scotsman7375 : Hmm. people should really put something interesting about themselfs here but you what. I'm always difficult.

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Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

#15203950 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (29384) - you deserved it (9561)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

#14463588 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (5637) - you deserved it (51142)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

#13536412 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (28009) - you deserved it (4976)

On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, my dad texted me and told me "I love u." I answer back with "I love you too dad...are you drunk?" and he answers back "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54904) - you deserved it (3368)

On 05/06/2009 at 6:04pm - love - by thatonekid (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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