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Scorponok
  • Town/Country : Boston, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 November 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 9277
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Scorponok : I like to party

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Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57987) - you deserved it (5303)

On 04/14/2009 at 3:50am - misc - by LizLiao (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16973) - you deserved it (63010)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States



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