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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 November 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9349
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Scorponok : I like to party

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Visits<b>dont_panic</b> - the 06/01/2009 at 6:45am<b>chunkofchange</b> - the 05/22/2009 at 8:17pm<b>dimesyn2</b> - the 05/14/2009 at 11:22am<b>OHMAHGAHH</b> - the 05/12/2009 at 5:31pm<b>panda_rectum</b> - the 05/05/2009 at 3:43pm<b>poolguy3</b> - the 05/03/2009 at 1:21pm<b>Amzxs</b> - the 04/25/2009 at 12:13pm<b>megg07</b> - the 04/25/2009 at 10:57am

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Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65416) - you deserved it (6955)

On 04/14/2009 at 3:50am - misc - by LizLiao (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18237) - you deserved it (65231)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States



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