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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 March 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 149
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About SciFiFanatic : "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison

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Today, a haunted house opened up next to my restaurant and they've gotten into the habit of scaring me as I'm cleaning up at night. They stay open for another month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21541) - you deserved it (1959)

On 10/11/2012 at 1:28am - work - by Wolf145 - United States (California)

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML



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