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Schoolcraft
  • Town/Country : Atlanta, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 October 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 3738
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Schoolcraft : www.myspace.com/djschoolcraftmusic

I'm a 15 year old that has a musical love affair. What can I say? I'm a Beatport.com regular; mainstream music is my enemy. House music is king. If it's the words that speak to you in music, then go read a book.

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (175268) - you deserved it (9034)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18679) - you deserved it (77906)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I got a email from my boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know what is more depressing, getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51871) - you deserved it (2048)

On 04/21/2009 at 11:11am - work - by laxguy23 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94861) - you deserved it (8975)

On 04/19/2009 at 10:09pm - health - by Litterbox (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13996) - you deserved it (3650)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version



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