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About SchoolSuckers : if you wanna know anything about me then kik me @ JessiBooLuvsU2013 Im pretty much the most awesome person I know :D snapchat : rebellover1320

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Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

#21024837
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I agree, your life sucks (42359) - you deserved it (21012)

On 01/11/2014 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

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On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

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321 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62087) - you deserved it (2564)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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