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Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12826) - you deserved it (38726)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15379) - you deserved it (36237)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

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303 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

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104 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

#15857597
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On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
290 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
156 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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277 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
340 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

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202 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

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111 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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