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ScarredFlame

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ScarredFlame

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9291
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ScarredFlame : I like videogames. I'm a huge fan of Pokémon. My favourite starter is Fennekin. Favourite legendary Pokémon is Reshiram. I own a Limited Edition Pokémon X/Y Red Version 3DS XL.
Favourite games: Mass Effect series, Dragon Age series, Oblivion/Skyrim, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Persona 4, Pokémon Y, Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivour, Terraria, Minecraft... to name a few. I play whatever I find intresting.
I own a PC, 3DS(XL), PSVita, PS3/4.
I love portable consoles, simply because you have the option to move around, even if you don't have to.
I prefer RPG, Open world-kind of games, as well as Sandbox games.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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ScarredFlame's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML

#21392927
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30529) - you deserved it (2448)

On 04/13/2015 at 12:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

#21392789
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32159) - you deserved it (2235)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML

#21392745
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26286) - you deserved it (2856)

On 04/13/2015 at 1:35am - intimacy - by bigmouthedmommy - United States (California)

Today, I filled out an online application for a internship. I didn't have all the info I need to complete it, but it wouldn't let me leave anything blank so to move along I filled in crap answers. I pressed "Save". It sent my draft in. I now have to explain that "Jesus" isn't actually my reference. FML

#21392735
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15214) - you deserved it (20095)

On 04/13/2015 at 1:20am - work - by unprofessional - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML

#21392651
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26649) - you deserved it (2255)

On 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm - misc - by mademoiselle meurtre (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

#21392323
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26808) - you deserved it (2414)

On 04/12/2015 at 11:42am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML

Today, my family checked into a hotel for spring break. The first thing my brother did was steal all the bars of soap and bottles of shampoo. He's now guarding them, and hissing at anyone that tries to take them. I just want to take a shower. FML

#21392089
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25433) - you deserved it (2465)

On 04/11/2015 at 11:05pm - kids - by ShampooThief - United States

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

#21391926
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28744) - you deserved it (8789)

On 04/11/2015 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

#21391907
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30226) - you deserved it (2366)

On 04/11/2015 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML

#21391724
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26262) - you deserved it (15803)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:34am - health - by jamisbetter - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML

#21391668
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26779) - you deserved it (15726)

On 04/11/2015 at 3:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got grounded because my mom found a condom in the bathroom trashcan and assumed it was mine. I took the blame because I was too embarrassed to admit that it must have belonged to my 13-year-old brother, since I'm still a virgin at 19. FML

#21391452
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28814) - you deserved it (4572)

On 04/10/2015 at 7:16pm - misc - by uglybrother (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents, my aunt and her husband went out to dinner. There, my aunt told us that she was pregnant, and out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML

#21387788
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24521) - you deserved it (14563)

On 04/04/2015 at 11:06pm - kids - by TKPhai - United States (California)

Today, I had a date over for the first time since I moved out. I made a beautiful dinner… for one of us. I'm so used to cooking for just myself that I only made one serving. FML

#21387713
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26565) - you deserved it (9394)

On 04/04/2015 at 8:44pm - love - by :/ - United States (Connecticut)



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