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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14895
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ScarredFlame : I like videogames. I got my first videogame (Pokémon Gold) at age 7, and have been playing videogames since. I'm a huge fan of Pokémon. I grew up watching the show and playing videogames. My favorite starter is Fennekin. Favorite legendary Pokémon is Reshiram. Favorite 'normal' Pokémon is Zoroark.

I own a Limited Edition Pokémon X/Y Red Version 3DS XL.

I live in an apartment with my boyfriend and our cat, Shippo.

I was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome and ADD at 16.

Favorite games: Diablo 3, Mass Effect series, Skyrim/Oblivion, Fantasy Life, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Persona 4, Pokémon Y, Ratchet and Clank series, Monster Hunter 4, Terraria, Minecraft... to name a few. I play whatever I find intresting.

Send me a PM and we can exchange 3DS friend codes!

I own a PC, 3DS(XL), PSVita, PS3/4.
I love portable consoles, simply because you have the option to move around, even if you don't have to. I prefer RPG, Open world-kind of games, as well as Sandbox games.

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ScarredFlame's favorite FMLs

Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML


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On 08/23/2015 at 9:45am - love - by pontwa (man) - Australia

Today, while trying to lift a weight bar at the gym, I ended up cracking my rib cage and almost passed out. My friend, who was supposed to be spotting for me, couldn't help until the last second because he'd snuck off to flirt with a pair of guys halfway across the room. FML


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On 08/23/2015 at 8:35am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML


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On 08/23/2015 at 6:22am - love - by dumped (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the nine year old girl I was babysitting got the hiccups, so I told her to drink some water upside down to cure them. She ended up vomiting on the floor. FML

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML


Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing sound was my electric toothbrush. He went to the bathroom and came back with the toothbrush. He won't stop asking what's in my bag. FML

Today, my period started again. I just finished a 17-day period 3 days ago. FML


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On 08/22/2015 at 6:47am - health - by period pains - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML


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On 08/22/2015 at 6:18am - intimacy - by fuck no (woman) - India (Kerala)

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML


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On 08/22/2015 at 3:30am - animals - by yooitscallo (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered "Fucking tryhard." FML


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On 08/22/2015 at 2:58am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML


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On 08/22/2015 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML


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On 08/21/2015 at 11:59pm - love - by cuckoo (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML


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On 08/21/2015 at 11:55pm - misc - by FishFlingingMonkey (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I had a box full of crickets in my room. I sealed it up with tape and went to take a shower. When I returned, I found that the box had popped open, releasing almost all of the crickets. I can still hear the chirping. FML

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML


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On 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by notwhatithought (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

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