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ScarredFlame

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8035
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ScarredFlame : I like videogames. I'm a huge fan of Pokémon. My favourite starter is Fennekin. Favourite legendary Pokémon is Reshiram. I own a Limited Edition Pokémon X/Y Red Version 3DS XL.
Favourite games: Mass Effect series, Dragon Age series, Oblivion/Skyrim, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Persona 4, Pokémon Y, Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivour, Terraria, Minecraft... to name a few. I play whatever I find intresting.
I own a PC, 3DS(XL), PSVita, PS3/4.
I love portable consoles, simply because you have the option to move around, even if you don't have to.
I prefer RPG, Open world-kind of games, as well as Sandbox games.

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ScarredFlame's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16814) - you deserved it (995)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

#21382751
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12869) - you deserved it (880)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

#21382721
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16652) - you deserved it (1456)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:42pm - misc - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML

#21382684
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19918) - you deserved it (1179)

On 03/27/2015 at 10:12pm - love - by biblepain - United States (Arizona)

Today, I discovered that when my mom can't sleep, she comes into my room and reads my text messages. FML

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

#21382364
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19821) - you deserved it (11852)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

#21382327
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22744) - you deserved it (2419)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML

#21382277
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23365) - you deserved it (2967)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:51am - work - by mareecasellafml (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18719) - you deserved it (7413)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML

#21380708
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26111) - you deserved it (3350)

On 03/24/2015 at 12:51pm - misc - by faaail - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my husband used the vacuum cleaner. Proud of him for this first-ever initiative, I congratulated him. His second initiative was to stick the nozzle on my ass, yelling, "Liposuction!" FML

#21380706
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26904) - you deserved it (4420) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/24/2015 at 8:58am - love - by chassezlenaturel (woman) - Belgium

Today, an old lady was walking behind me. She tripped and started to fall, so naturally I turned and outstretched my arms to catch her, but was too late. A man turned just in time to see an old lady on the ground with me with my arms stretched out. I now have a black eye. FML

#21380543
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28846) - you deserved it (2142)

On 03/24/2015 at 2:58am - misc - by why me - United States (Georgia)

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

#21380370
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24704) - you deserved it (12769)

On 03/23/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by Li - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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