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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ScarredFlame : I love Pokémon^^

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Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

#21287735
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16665) - you deserved it (1490)

On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML

Today, trying to be a good role model for the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML

#21287500
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23888) - you deserved it (4452)

On 10/29/2014 at 4:19am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML

#21287428
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22269) - you deserved it (5631)

On 10/29/2014 at 12:55am - work - by shadysheikh - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I've been one year sober. My health has improved a lot, unlike my social life, which has died a horrible, lonely death. FML

#21286990
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24022) - you deserved it (3141)

On 10/28/2014 at 2:04pm - health - by not drunk (woman) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Today, it's my 20th birthday. I recently came home from college to visit my family, after my mother had a stroke a few weeks back. She ended up being the only person who remembered to get me anything. She also thinks it's still 2009. FML

#21286282
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30622) - you deserved it (2561)

On 10/27/2014 at 12:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

#21285323
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29154) - you deserved it (2251)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

#21285040
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28919) - you deserved it (4757)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out what it's like to drive seven hours home with a woman who just brutally rejected your marriage proposal. FML

#21284911
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37791) - you deserved it (3053)

On 10/25/2014 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mom called and casually let me know she'd wrecked my iPad after putting it in the dryer with my bed sheets. FML

#21284691
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28984) - you deserved it (3827)

On 10/24/2014 at 10:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

#21284688
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27839) - you deserved it (3457)

On 10/24/2014 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got approached by a lady while eating at a fast-food restaurant who asked if I could spare five dollars. Confidently, I pulled out my wallet to show her that I had no cash, only to reveal a perfectly crisp five dollar bill that I had completely forgotten about. FML

#21284180
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27542) - you deserved it (14384)

On 10/24/2014 at 1:02am - money - by Yeah (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle decided to bend over in short shorts. Apparently, his ballsack decided it needed extra room, because it dangled out of his pant leg. FML

#21283844
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34166) - you deserved it (2703)

On 10/23/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by Alexismaria - United States

Today, I didn't make dinner fast enough so somebody had a yelling and screaming temper tantrum. It would be understandable if the person who threw the tantrum was a child, and not my 57-year-old father. FML

#21283737
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29098) - you deserved it (2416)

On 10/23/2014 at 11:56am - misc - by mnote (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

#21283544
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35880) - you deserved it (9435)

On 10/23/2014 at 12:04am - love - by Rachel - United States (Ohio)



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