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ScarredFlame

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ScarredFlame

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17546
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ScarredFlame : I like videogames. I got my first videogame (Pokémon Gold) at age 7, and have been playing videogames since. I'm a huge fan of Pokémon. I grew up watching the show and playing videogames. My favorite starter is Fennekin. Favorite legendary Pokémon is Reshiram. Favorite 'normal' Pokémon is Zoroark.

I own a Limited Edition Pokémon X/Y Red Version 3DS XL.

I live in an apartment with my boyfriend and our cat, Shippo.

I was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome and ADD at 16.

Favorite games: Diablo 3, Mass Effect series, Skyrim/Oblivion, Fantasy Life, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Persona 4, Pokémon Y, Ratchet and Clank series, Monster Hunter 4, Terraria, Minecraft... to name a few. I play whatever I find intresting.

Send me a PM and we can exchange 3DS friend codes!

I own a PC, 3DS(XL), PSVita, PS3/4.
I love portable consoles, simply because you have the option to move around, even if you don't have to. I prefer RPG, Open world-kind of games, as well as Sandbox games.

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ScarredFlame's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

#21523681
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19689) - you deserved it (1478)

On 02/07/2016 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by OhDearGodGrandad (man) - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today, for the seventh weekend in a row, I left my weekly visit with my long-distance boyfriend unsatisfied. Seems he enjoys getting shit-faced drunk more than he enjoys getting a boner. FML

#21523668
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17158) - you deserved it (2755)

On 02/07/2016 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by noO (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML

#21522776
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20092) - you deserved it (3390)

On 02/04/2016 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by doodlecrzyMeg (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I heard some gossip at school about a weird kid who supposedly jerks off at every house he visits. They were talking about my brother. FML

#21522719
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20260) - you deserved it (1417)

On 02/04/2016 at 9:53am - intimacy - by concernedsis - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML

#21522623
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19176) - you deserved it (1562)

On 02/03/2016 at 11:59pm - health - by FueledByFate - United States (Arizona)

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

#21522558
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21838) - you deserved it (2058)

On 02/03/2016 at 9:04pm - kids - by Spooderman (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

#21522398
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25013) - you deserved it (3606)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:40am - intimacy - by :x (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML

#21522381
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18182) - you deserved it (2800)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:06am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to explain autism to my classmates. One of them, a professional cunt who's always looking for an excuse to lecture people, accused me of being "ableist" because my explanations weren't accurate, and said I shouldn't explain things I don't understand. I'm actually autistic. FML

#21522371
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21976) - you deserved it (1402)

On 02/03/2016 at 8:33am - health - by Ishikur (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at my job drug testing high schoolers, I see that one of the kids selected for the testing looked incredibly high. So, after he goes in the bathroom and gives me his cup with his urine inside, I take a closer look and see that the little shit jizzed in the cup. I hate my job. FML

#21522183
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23212) - you deserved it (2266)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:53pm - work - by zachhewett - United States (Alabama)

Today, my dad thought it was a great idea to text me and say he decided to put our dog down. I was in the middle of class and still had hours left at school. It's not fun to walk across campus holding back tears. FML

#21522136
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23076) - you deserved it (1389)

On 02/02/2016 at 3:05pm - misc - by wideeyeddays (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my cellphone-hating teacher called someone during class, so I called him out about it. Turned out his wife was having a tumor removed, and he was calling to see if she was okay. FML

Today, I went to my grandma's house to visit. She's an elderly woman, so I asked if there was anything I could do to help. She told me to take the dog out, so I did, but one thing she didn't tell me is that her dog loves to take explosive shits everywhere. FML

#21521987
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17719) - you deserved it (1492)

On 02/02/2016 at 12:37am - animals - by ReiracsNeve - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mailman refused to deliver my mail for an undetermined amount of time, because my 8 year-old, arthritic dog, who can barely walk, "made him feel threatened." FML

Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

#21521929
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20477) - you deserved it (1370)

On 02/01/2016 at 10:23pm - love - by itsjustemcee - United States



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