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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 12714
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ScarredFlame : I like videogames. I got my first videogame (Pokémon Gold) at age 7, and have been playing videogames since. I'm a huge fan of Pokémon. I grew up watching the show and playing videogames. My favorite starter is Fennekin. Favorite legendary Pokémon is Reshiram. Favorite 'normal' Pokémon is Zoroark.

I own a Limited Edition Pokémon X/Y Red Version 3DS XL.

I live in an apartment with my boyfriend and our cat, Shippo.

I was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome and ADD at 16.

Favorite games: Diablo 3, Mass Effect series, Skyrim/Oblivion, Fantasy Life, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Persona 4, Pokémon Y, Ratchet and Clank series, Monster Hunter 4, Terraria, Minecraft... to name a few. I play whatever I find intresting.

Send me a PM and we can exchange 3DS friend codes!

I own a PC, 3DS(XL), PSVita, PS3/4.
I love portable consoles, simply because you have the option to move around, even if you don't have to. I prefer RPG, Open world-kind of games, as well as Sandbox games.

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ScarredFlame's favorite FMLs

Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML


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On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I've been moved out for a few years, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML


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On 07/02/2015 at 3:16pm - misc - by I'm an adult! - United States (Washington)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML


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On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because, 'my hands must smell of meat'. I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, my husband asked me to buy a different brand of dish soap, as the one he was using wasn't working. After a quick look, I had to agree. The lemon cordial he had been using, while tasting nice, didn't really help clean the dishes. FML

Today, my boss is on the phone with a Russian customer, who keeps saying, "Speak Russian please!" My boss asks me to translate, as he hired me for my knowledge of Russian. He says something, I translate in Russian, then the customer says, "Speak English please!" FML


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On 06/30/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Claudine (woman) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML


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On 06/29/2015 at 4:29pm - work - by Justincredible69 (man) - United States

Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML


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On 06/29/2015 at 5:28am - love - by sleepingonmydesk (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML


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On 06/28/2015 at 10:02pm - kids - by AddictiveAddicted - United States (Colorado)

Today, I noticed a rash of insect bites on the backs of my thighs and buttocks. Upon further investigation, it appears that the inside of the chair in my work cubicle is infested with bedbugs. I'm too paranoid to sit in any work chair now. There are 12 hours left in my shift. FML


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On 06/28/2015 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML


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On 06/28/2015 at 3:17am - misc - by fat and broke - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML


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On 06/28/2015 at 1:06am - love - by Waste Someone Else's Time - United States

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML


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On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

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