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ScarredFlame

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6185
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ScarredFlame : I like videogames. I'm a huge fan of Pokémon. My favourite starter is Fennekin. Favourite legendary Pokémon is Reshiram. I own a Limited Edition Pokémon X/Y Red Version 3DS XL.
Favourite games: Mass Effect series, Dragon Age series, Oblivion/Skyrim, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Persona 4, Pokémon Y, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivour, Terraria, Minecraft... to name a few. I play whatever I find intresting.
I own a PC, 3DS(XL), PSVita, PS3/4.
I love portable consoles, simply because you have the option to move around, even if you don't have to.
I prefer RPG, Open world-kind of games, as well as Sandbox games.

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ScarredFlame's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML

#21366308
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20729) - you deserved it (1747)

On 03/02/2015 at 12:14am - intimacy - by dickofbrokendreams - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML

#21366066
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30242) - you deserved it (1371)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I moved to a big city, alone, from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't that scary, I hailed my first cab. The driver spent the 30 minute ride from the airport telling me about how "sometimes, you just gotta shoot a guy" because if they steal your shoes, they deserve it. FML

#21366058
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20380) - you deserved it (1848)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by smalltownkid - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

#21365896
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27372) - you deserved it (1934)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

#21364671
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26135) - you deserved it (2329)

On 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Y_Y (man) - United States

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

#21364648
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25113) - you deserved it (2818)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

#21364630
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28157) - you deserved it (2513)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:14pm - misc - by boyishgirl - United States (Alaska)

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML

#21364157
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27790) - you deserved it (2373)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by We're still popping them - United States (California)

Today, the doctor let me know I have an autoimmune disease. The disease results in ulcers in my colon which bleed when I poop. I cried, but only when I was told that I wouldn't be allowed to eat cheese anymore. FML

#21364143
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27675) - you deserved it (2598)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:20pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was doing laundry, so I decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

#21364131
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23790) - you deserved it (4743)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:08pm - animals - by jynxisadouchebag - United States (California)

Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML

#21364034
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25301) - you deserved it (11764)

On 02/26/2015 at 4:17pm - misc - by MuteNToot (man) -

Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML

#21363251
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30366) - you deserved it (2369)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:44am - animals - by cat-astrophic (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boss used Siri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Siri responded by calling him "Daddy". FML

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

#21363177
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23415) - you deserved it (11241)

On 02/25/2015 at 5:33am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

#21362728
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31078) - you deserved it (6703)

On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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