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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10488
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ScarredFlame : I like videogames. I got my first videogame (Pokémon Gold) at age 7, and have been playing videogames since. I'm a huge fan of Pokémon. I grew up watching the show and playing the videogames. My favorite starter is Fennekin. Favorite legendary Pokémon is Reshiram. Favorite 'normal' Pokémon is Zoroark.

I own a Limited Edition Pokémon X/Y Red Version 3DS XL.

I live in an apartment with my boyfriend and our cat, Shippo.

I was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome and ADD at 16.

Favorite games: Diablo 3, Mass Effect series, Oblivion/Skyrim, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Persona 4, Pokémon Y, Ratchet and Clank series, Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivour, Terraria, Minecraft... to name a few. I play whatever I find intresting.

I own a PC, 3DS(XL), PSVita, PS3/4.
I love portable consoles, simply because you have the option to move around, even if you don't have to. I prefer RPG, Open world-kind of games, as well as Sandbox games.

ScarredFlame's page activity

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Fucked!<b>lukian</b> - 18 hours ago<b>keiNan</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 1:08pm<b>ChampHero</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 9:39pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 7:02am<b>IndicaPaincakes</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 4:11am<b>FlutterLoud</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 8:32pm<b>firelegend</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 2:13pm<b>PHP</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 8:19am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 8:00pm

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ScarredFlame's favorite FMLs

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3625) - you deserved it (1300)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML

#21415031
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3830) - you deserved it (543)

On 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by ugh - United States (Michigan)

Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML

#21414941
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8053) - you deserved it (2168)

On 05/24/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by kalvin (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML

#21414914
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9031) - you deserved it (795)

On 05/24/2015 at 11:56am - misc - by Mona Lisa was a skank-ass ho (man) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

#21414899
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17661) - you deserved it (1032)

On 05/24/2015 at 11:15am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML

#21414880
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14731) - you deserved it (1265)

On 05/24/2015 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I felt pretty. As I deal with a severe anxiety and depression, I was proud of myself. All until a little girl asked: "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

Today, I missed the spider but succeeded in keying my own car. FML

#21414635
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11187) - you deserved it (15094)

On 05/23/2015 at 8:58pm - animals - by uwotm8 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my father passed away. I called my boss to let him know about the situation. His only response before hanging up: "Shit, dude. Well, I'll see you in the morning, these reports won't write themselves." FML

#21414400
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22922) - you deserved it (1265)

On 05/23/2015 at 10:50am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

#21414342
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18826) - you deserved it (2230)

On 05/23/2015 at 7:06am - kids - by DENTALITY (woman) - Norway

Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML

#21414120
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22760) - you deserved it (1479)

On 05/22/2015 at 6:14pm - money - by Failure (woman) - Germany (Sachsen-Anhalt)

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML

#21413860
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15256) - you deserved it (17037)

On 05/22/2015 at 3:36am - health - by missko519 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

#21413750
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24942) - you deserved it (1741)

On 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm - money - by FrickingBusDrivers (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28386) - you deserved it (2620)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML

#21413444
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20554) - you deserved it (9236)

On 05/21/2015 at 8:22am - health - by crossfitter -



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