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About ScarredFlame : I like videogames. I got my first videogame (Pokémon Gold) at age 7, and have been playing videogames since. I'm a huge fan of Pokémon. I grew up watching the show and playing videogames. My favorite starter is Fennekin. Favorite legendary Pokémon is Reshiram. Favorite 'normal' Pokémon is Zoroark.
I own a Limited Edition Pokémon X/Y Red Version 3DS XL.
I live in an apartment with my boyfriend and our cat, Shippo.
I was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome and ADD at 16.
Favorite games: Diablo 3, Mass Effect series, Skyrim/Oblivion, Fantasy Life, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Persona 4, Pokémon Y, Ratchet and Clank series, Monster Hunter 4, Terraria, Minecraft... to name a few. I play whatever I find intresting.
Send me a PM and we can exchange 3DS friend codes!
I own a PC, 3DS(XL), PSVita, PS3/4.
I love portable consoles, simply because you have the option to move around, even if you don't have to. I prefer RPG, Open world-kind of games, as well as Sandbox games.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML
Today, I tried to explain autism to my classmates. One of them, a professional cunt who's always looking for an excuse to lecture people, accused me of being "ableist" because my explanations weren't accurate, and said I shouldn't explain things I don't understand. I'm actually autistic. FML
Today, at my job drug testing high schoolers, I see that one of the kids selected for the testing looked incredibly high. So, after he goes in the bathroom and gives me his cup with his urine inside, I take a closer look and see that the little shit jizzed in the cup. I hate my job. FML
Today, my dad thought it was a great idea to text me and say he decided to put our dog down. I was in the middle of class and still had hours left at school. It's not fun to walk across campus holding back tears. FML
Today, I went to my grandma's house to visit. She's an elderly woman, so I asked if there was anything I could do to help. She told me to take the dog out, so I did, but one thing she didn't tell me is that her dog loves to take explosive shits everywhere. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Friday 5 February 2016