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Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)
Today, I went into my office and told my boss that I hated my job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during my exit. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 10:50am - work - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, I figured out that my baby-powder container can be closed by twisting the cap. I just got back from a long trip. My suitcase used to be black. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by yacoob - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by noodle - United States (California)
Today, I was trying to finish an english assignment and I was not sure how to complete it. So I emailed my teacher asking and she said flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 8:47pm - misc - by FUKDOUG - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I lost my third phone in a year. Making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by failphone - United States (California)
Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML
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On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version
Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML
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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version
Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML
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On 12/03/2008 at 1:11am - health - by Anto - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 4:13pm - misc - by Andy - United Kingdom (Craigavon)
Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version
Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML
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On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -
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