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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1589
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ScarletRoses92 : Hey there! 😊 I'm Sarah. I'm a lover of nature, athletics, art, and adventure. Double majoring in Biology and Environmental Science at CNU 🌸

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Fucked!<b>Devindelon</b> - yesterday at 1:46am<b>FF28</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 7:47pm<b>supreme_umbra</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 12:32am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 9:55pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 4:54pm<b>steve1122</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 2:06pm<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 4:36am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 6:29pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 4:36am<b>skychu</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 7:13am<b>Georick7</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 4:36am<b>hasanjk</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 7:03am<b>steftriv</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 6:39pm<b>Joseph_E1142</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 6:33am<b>Zacky_Chan</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 12:25pm<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 12:23am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 10:14am<b>nygiantsfan85</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 9:24pm

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ScarletRoses92's favorite FMLs

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

#21394396
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23853) - you deserved it (2143)

On 04/15/2015 at 10:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

#21391926
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28681) - you deserved it (8759)

On 04/11/2015 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, one of the guys I work with ran his finger down the back of my shirt and said, "Just checking to see if you're wearing a bra today". FML

Today, my ex-boyfriend asked me to homecoming, in front of the whole school, knowing I have social anxiety. I was forced to say yes to not seem like an asshole. Now I can't back out. FML

#21371675
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94) - you deserved it (5922)

On 03/10/2015 at 4:03am - love - by TooMuchAnxiety (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

#21365151
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37766) - you deserved it (4510)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31638) - you deserved it (23)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

#21363391
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30016) - you deserved it (3276)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

#21330185
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35425) - you deserved it (6671)

On 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm - love - by allgassedout (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes for my birthday so I could, "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML

#21309102
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33414) - you deserved it (5797)

On 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by fishtacos (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent an hour in my car terrified to go inside because I thought my house was being burgled. I saw rapid shadows in the light of my lounge. Eventually I plucked up the courage to creep inside with a rock to find it wasn't a robber. It was my cats, fighting in front of a toppled lamp. FML

#21305532
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28192) - you deserved it (5983)

On 11/24/2014 at 11:21pm - animals - by amazinghermit (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML

#21305050
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39145) - you deserved it (3005)

On 11/24/2014 at 8:44am - love - by ohwell (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28786) - you deserved it (3450)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

#21295011
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35218) - you deserved it (2823)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm - misc - by ItGirl - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

Today, I found out it is possible to get whiplash and a concussion from a tickle fight you have with your boyfriend. FML

#21292929
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27092) - you deserved it (3552)

On 11/05/2014 at 7:48pm - health - by cjhgvb - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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