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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38624) - you deserved it (9463)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I got stumped by a childproof door. Twice. FML


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On 08/21/2012 at 8:37pm - misc - by mr_flarpin (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML


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On 07/03/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by needmorelocks - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at 5 am to the voices of my husband, who I gave my blessing to go out last night, and his buddies entering our apartment. They came here because the buddy who had planned to house them had no beer. They are drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving my husband's head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22204) - you deserved it (3875)

On 07/02/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by furious at five in the morning (woman) - United States (Washington)

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