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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18047) - you deserved it (2085) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/22/2012 at 5:57am - animals - by tal - France

Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25201) - you deserved it (6388)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I got stumped by a childproof door. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9764) - you deserved it (4428)

On 08/21/2012 at 8:37pm - misc - by mr_flarpin (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26767) - you deserved it (1546)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by needmorelocks - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at 5 am to the voices of my husband, who I gave my blessing to go out last night, and his buddies entering our apartment. They came here because the buddy who had planned to house them had no beer. They are drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving my husband's head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13981) - you deserved it (2555)

On 07/02/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by furious at five in the morning (woman) - United States (Washington)



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