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Today, I picked up my new car. The dealer offered to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth system for me. Once connected it automatically started playing the audiobook I had been listening to over the stereo system. Right on a passage which had an extremely graphic description of anal sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23080) - you deserved it (15215)

On 03/14/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by WildaRora (woman) - Australia

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Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

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On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38125) - you deserved it (4756)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21711) - you deserved it (4926) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/21/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by minibuch1505 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17342) - you deserved it (1853)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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