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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 10:08am - misc - by imalilangel05 (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 3:43pm - misc - by Snow (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version
Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML
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Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
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On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
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On 12/10/2008 at 2:48am - intimacy - by Sugao - Sent from mobile version
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
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On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
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On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version
Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML
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On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
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On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
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On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version
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