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Today, I joined a local interest website, hoping to make some friends in my area. I don't think I've ever met so many guys before who introduce themselves with pictures of their cocks. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 5:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by kayadd33 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I thought I was going to my doctor for a yearly check-up. My father had actually tricked me into therapy. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 9:50pm - health - by nazooer - United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 1:07am - love - by cdestarac - United States (Texas)
Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)
Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States
Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
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Today, I spent over 20 minutes trying to convince my daughter that the word she was trying to use was "Back-pack" and not "Back-back". I never convinced her. She is 16 years old. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 3:32pm - kids - by peonypiney (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by monquiqui (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 4:12am - love - by blondetergent (man) - Singapore
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