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  • Number of visits : 22335
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (250880) - you deserved it (33424)

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