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Savvy89
  • Town/Country : Carlsbad, U.S.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 21401
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (362804) - you deserved it (401139)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she randomly asked me "does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked "does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (154910) - you deserved it (19169)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)



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