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  • Number of visits : 1639
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Save_Bandit : Hi!
I'm a swimmer, and I love it.
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Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48444) - you deserved it (7862)

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