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Save_Bandit
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  • Title : Mister
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About Save_Bandit : Hi!
I'm a swimmer, and I love it.
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Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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