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by anonymus / 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by Kevin / 02/13/2012 at 1:00am / United States / Love
by annon / 02/11/2012 at 1:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by brownunderwear / 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work
Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
by Hailey Antone / 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
by NotKeithRichards / 09/06/2011 at 8:07am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2011 at 3:42am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Liz / 08/10/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Work
by 99520 / 07/28/2011 at 11:25am / United States (Indiana) / Health
by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by iwantmoney / 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…