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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

#20024327
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I agree, your life sucks (26745) - you deserved it (6632)

On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)

Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML

#18549843
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I agree, your life sucks (31554) - you deserved it (2397)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:03am - health - by suhleedah18 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

#16040668
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10802) - you deserved it (85512)

On 05/04/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Cuppycake (woman) - Canada

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11750) - you deserved it (74652)

On 02/26/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by belladonna (woman) - United States (New York)



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