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by Anonymous / 02/23/2014 at 12:29pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by coppervains / 02/22/2014 at 1:13pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2014 at 9:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good after a vigorous scratch, but the relief did not extend to my roommate, who only saw me at my laptop with my hand moving up and down in my pants. FML
by Sexy Rash / 02/21/2014 at 6:26pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML
by molliciousj / 02/19/2014 at 12:09am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/18/2014 at 2:49pm / Virgin Islands, U.S. / Intimacy
Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML
by anon / 02/16/2014 at 7:56am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Money
Today, I was driving through the mountains and there was a chain requirement. I went to put them on and found a note where my chains used to be saying, "Have fun in a blizzard now bitch" from my ex. FML
by snowlover / 02/16/2014 at 2:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by unloved cat owner / 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm / United States (California) / Animals
by gaiakirkland / 02/15/2014 at 6:18am / Italy (Lombardia) / Health
by author / 02/14/2014 at 9:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 10:47am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 10:20am / United States (Nevada) / Animals
by alii2349 / 02/10/2014 at 10:16pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals