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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4907
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About SavannahSunshine : Hey, I'm Savannah. I guess I'm dark and a little bit weird for liking this site for other people's pain and misfortune.... I'm super awkward. I love to laugh! I'm lazy and a teeeerrible grammar Nazi! Feel free to message me

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Today... due to mah short temper... I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

#21116112
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22637) - you deserved it (55442)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today , my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in wen I'm trying to masturbate. Tey even turn on all te ot water taps wen I'm trying to do it in te sower. FML

#21115891
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47404) - you deserved it (18229)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

2day my boyfriend an I were having sex an in the heat of the moment I crid out 4 him to go harder. He had an exasperatd expression on his face, an in an adamantly offendd tone he said, "Don't tell me wat to do." Then he stoppd an left the room. FML

#21115855
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58568) - you deserved it (8295)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by belljars (woman) - United States (California)

Yastarday, I was aating an appla in class . Whan I want to taka a big bita, mah taath want right through tha appla, causing ma to scrapa tha appla right up mah faca . My nosa than startd to blad . I'm now known as tha grl who punchd harsalf in tha faca with an appla . FML

#21114169
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39518) - you deserved it (6994)

On 04/15/2014 at 10:48pm - health - by Nose bleed - Canada (British Columbia)

today my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen . She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages . I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go" . FML

#21113787
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46142) - you deserved it (5959)

On 04/15/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by fuckyouharddad - United States (California)

Today, mah coworker trid to convince mah boss that I'm not human. Her examples of how I'm influencd by demons includd how I don't wear a jacket in the winter, an that I once got a nosebled from sneezing. My boss thinks she's hilarious an is playing along. FML

#21111822
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39737) - you deserved it (3885)

On 04/13/2014 at 10:51am - work - by worker666 (woman) - United States

Today... mah in-laws moved in. FML

#21107985
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63462) - you deserved it (5849)

On 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm - misc - by Great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was feeling horny , so I told my boyfriend , who lives 30 minutes away , that "I really needd him"!! He replid , "Did you fall in the toilet again?" FML

#21107872
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50648) - you deserved it (11443)

On 04/08/2014 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by that girl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I realized ow boring and sexually deprived my life is wen I found a gas station ten cents ceaper tan te one I usually use. It gave me bot an astma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

#21107421
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42933) - you deserved it (6263)

On 04/08/2014 at 3:56am - misc - by the long distance guy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, things were getting heatd with the grlfriend. We were mostly nakd, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissd her deeply an whisperd into her ear, "You should loose some wieght". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom . I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet . When I woke up and rushed back out, mah date was gone . Everyone now think I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her . FML

#21106078
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43550) - you deserved it (12767)

On 04/06/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quotinghat seemed lyk random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work outhat he meant. Not only was I mistaken 4 a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML

#21102227
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41521) - you deserved it (4591)

On 04/01/2014 at 8:02pm - love - by that kind of girl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunc , ma broter and I started walking back to ma car. Halfway tere , we were jumped , treatened wit a knife , and yelled at to and over our money. Te only ting ma broter could do was ask our mugger , "U , wat gender are you?" FML

#21098906
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38159) - you deserved it (3381)

On 03/28/2014 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist . While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened . With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore . real FML

#21098025
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39717) - you deserved it (4912)

On 03/27/2014 at 8:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today a bee flew into mah classroom and landd on mah cheek!! Not only am I allergic to these things I was hit in the face with a textbook to "make sure it's dead." big fat FML



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