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SavannahSunshine

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  • Town/Country : Soldotna, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9139
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 3:49pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 11:24pm<b>Lukin</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 2:04am<b>capper44</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 12:42pm<b>dillpick88</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 10:36pm<b>rookie556</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 10:31pm<b>lyriumxwolf</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 12:21am<b>JayL80</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 2:44am<b>AliGInTheHouse</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 3:09pm<b>Sammyns</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 1:33pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 5:02pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 5:32pm<b>pako1021</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 12:42pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 8:21pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:21pm<b>saocrates</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 1:35pm<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:56pm<b>rob02</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 6:57am

Fucked!<b>dillpick88</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 4:36am<b>JayL80</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 8:45am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 4:20am<b>saocrates</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 12:27pm<b>martini47</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 2:23pm

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SavannahSunshine's favorite FMLs

Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML

by confusing / 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm / Zimbabwe / Work

Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well: for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML

by Apcn / 06/05/2014 at 4:05pm / France (Bretagne) / Animals

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML

by Anonymous / 06/02/2014 at 2:17pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML

by wendtinmypants / 05/31/2014 at 11:05am / United States (Nebraska) / Love

Today, I burned my left breast with hot oil at work. Everyone's now calling me "toaster strudel" and singing "This girl is on fire" every time we cross paths. FML

by angelamegan21 / 05/28/2014 at 4:33pm / United States (Florida) / Health

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

by N O / 05/27/2014 at 2:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

by Anonymous / 05/26/2014 at 7:37am / United Kingdom (Wolverhampton) / Kids

Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML

by whoops / 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, I actually uttered the words: "Those are my good sweatpants." FML

by dieana / 05/16/2014 at 8:16am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement and turned on the TV to the local news. The station goes to their sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passed, I looked outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML

by Gone With the Wind / 05/11/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, while working at Home Depot, a customer tried to engage me in a conversation about which gardening tool would "hypothetically" be the best to kill his wife with. FML

by Anonymous / 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm / United States (Nevada) / Work

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML

by chumman / 05/06/2014 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML

by shylahrc / 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML

by have it your way / 04/29/2014 at 3:13pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML

by god / 04/29/2014 at 2:48pm / United Kingdom (West Lothian) / Miscellaneous