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SavannahSunshine

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SavannahSunshine

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6102
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About SavannahSunshine : Hey, I'm Savannah. I guess I'm dark and a little bit weird for liking this site for other people's pain and misfortune.... I'm super awkward. I love to laugh! I'm lazy and a teeeerrible grammar Nazi! Feel free to message me

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SavannahSunshine's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML

#21213268
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56026) - you deserved it (10745)

On 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

#21211381
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38590) - you deserved it (18926)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML

#21203602
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40589) - you deserved it (19116)

On 07/09/2014 at 1:38am - kids - by whoops - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

#21195046
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53382) - you deserved it (4567)

On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend excitedly told me about the number of guys who are romantically interested in her. I realized how pathetic my life is when all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML

#21186709
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43295) - you deserved it (5321)

On 06/24/2014 at 2:38pm - love - by doubleCoupon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

#21184935
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40451) - you deserved it (5291)

On 06/23/2014 at 1:41am - animals - by callmeclarence - United States (California)

Today, I learned the valuable lesson that taking care of a baby crow isn't the best idea. He finally can fly away, but sits on my porch all day cawing for food. FML

#21179030
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37971) - you deserved it (12748)

On 06/18/2014 at 2:37am - animals - by a very unlucky dude. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

#21176688
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44208) - you deserved it (9955)

On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

#21176688
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44208) - you deserved it (9955)

On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

#21176688
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44208) - you deserved it (9955)

On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML

#21176636
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59245) - you deserved it (8444)

On 06/16/2014 at 11:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Germany

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

#21174627
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48455) - you deserved it (24109)

On 06/14/2014 at 5:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

#21174074
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46950) - you deserved it (6723)

On 06/14/2014 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML

#21165062
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45231) - you deserved it (6551)

On 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm - work - by confusing (man) - Zimbabwe



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