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SavannahSunshine

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  • Town/Country : Soldotna, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8482
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 3:49pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 11:24pm<b>Lukin</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 2:04am<b>capper44</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 12:42pm<b>dillpick88</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 10:36pm<b>rookie556</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 10:31pm<b>lyriumxwolf</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 12:21am<b>JayL80</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 2:44am<b>AliGInTheHouse</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 3:09pm<b>Sammyns</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 1:33pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 5:02pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 5:32pm<b>pako1021</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 12:42pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 8:21pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:21pm<b>saocrates</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 1:35pm<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:56pm<b>rob02</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 6:57am

Fucked!<b>dillpick88</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 4:36am<b>JayL80</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 8:45am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 4:20am<b>saocrates</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 12:27pm<b>martini47</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 2:23pm

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SavannahSunshine's favorite FMLs

Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during sex, the louder she snores after. I've tried earplugs but sometimes, like tonight, once I am up, I can't fall back to sleep. My choices are thus great sex and no sleep, or great sleep but no sex. FML

by SkiMaskFukd / 05/07/2010 at 9:25am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML

by ashleeylynn / 03/15/2010 at 11:05am / United States / Money

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

by Celeste / 03/02/2010 at 4:14am / Singapore / Transportation

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

by pain / 02/26/2010 at 5:23am / Japan / Love

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

by Scaryman / 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids

 Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friends house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said "who's this? stop texting me." FML

by Desperate_measures / 01/16/2010 at 7:22am / Greece (Attiki) / Love

Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by my credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I am actually alive. FML

by Arsinoe / 01/05/2010 at 7:02pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Money

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

by creepyguy / 12/26/2009 at 7:06am / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

by chacha / 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of the Windows Seven release. Upon reading this, I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML

by Brian / 10/26/2009 at 12:25am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

by lame / 10/20/2009 at 10:04am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that I owed my school $0.20. They decided to charge me a late fee of $20 for deferring the intial payment. FML

by latepayer / 10/13/2009 at 11:04am / United States (Michigan) / Money

Today, I got flowers at work. I was excited until I saw they were from my good friend saying, "Sorry for sleeping with your boyfriend!" FML

by Tally / 09/24/2009 at 12:16pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

by Anonymous / 09/13/2009 at 5:27am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML

by drugged_on_arrival / 09/10/2009 at 6:55am / Virgin Islands British / Miscellaneous