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Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by shocked / 08/25/2011 at 2:10pm / United States / Intimacy
by Sharee K. / 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Paul / 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/02/2011 at 2:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML
by Creep / 07/15/2011 at 7:10pm / United States (Puerto Rico) / Love
by Eve / 06/24/2011 at 6:45am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
by Barney / 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by Username / 06/01/2011 at 8:35am / Canada / Work
Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML
by knockedup / 02/13/2011 at 5:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by nomoreart / 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by CatLitterLover / 02/08/2011 at 1:51am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/25/2011 at 4:14am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
by sandra22 / 01/22/2011 at 3:49am / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…