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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6378
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About SavannahSunshine : Hey, I'm Savannah. I guess I'm dark and a little bit weird for liking this site for other people's pain and misfortune.... I'm super awkward. I love to laugh! I'm lazy and a teeeerrible grammar Nazi! Feel free to message me

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Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year old man's junk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37996) - you deserved it (6264)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by Sharee K. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30016) - you deserved it (2742)

On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34417) - you deserved it (2683)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML


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On 07/15/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Creep (woman) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML


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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML


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On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18057) - you deserved it (30116)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (85542) - you deserved it (6413)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML


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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27154) - you deserved it (4931)

On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22638) - you deserved it (2652)

On 01/25/2011 at 4:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30544) - you deserved it (7842) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML


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On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML


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On 01/06/2011 at 2:35am - health - by Anonymous -

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